Akron Roundtable PGA Golf Prayer 
Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 01:24 PM - Prayers, Humor
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Tim Finchem, PGA Tour Commissioner, spoken to the Akron Roundtable today. As President-elect I subbed for our President, Mark Fairhurst for pray and pledge duties.

Higher Power,
Whisper to us the promise of the welcome green
while we are trapped in sand.
Guide us back to the straight path
when we have lost our way in the rough.
Remind us that we never go alone
and no one is left behind.
We pray in the name of all that is holy, Amen.

Akron Roundtable is held at noon on the third Thursday of every month, Akron Roundtable is a non-partisan forum. Each event, held at the Quaker Station located at the Quaker Square Inn on the campus of The University of Akron, begins at 12:00 noon with the speaker's address immediately followed by a question and answer session. Doors open for the event at 11:45 a.m. The event concludes at approximately 1:15 p.m. $15

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Recent Tweets on Twitter 
Saturday, August 8, 2009, 02:00 PM - Humor
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Are you following ChristyRamsey on Twitter?

Here are some gems from the last week:

Crash for Clunkers = Demo Derby at Medina County Fair

My MP3 player has a playlist for my car. The songs have a beat that matches the seat belt alarm.

The last book in a series I ordered 10 years ago came this week. I remember when I used books...

The only answer to "Can you hear me if I don't use the mike?" is "What?"

FAFSA Bribed son with cost of new hard drive to get him to file the dreaded FAFSA. Worth it. Hate that process.

@aflowerwriter I hope the editor's comments were "kind even gentle" Congrats!

Is it wrong to thank God for a Worship sound system tune-up ? Wow! I can hear clearly now the muffle is gone...

@edstetzer Soccer is communist kickball with arms control.

@diannao World Largest steer is on display in Kokomo. Only female in group asked what made a bull a steer. None of us would tell her.

The very pregnant preschool teacher tells me "I think I'm in trouble..." It was't what I thought.

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Would You Like Punch 
Thursday, February 23, 2006, 04:27 PM - Humor
I went to the Color Our Rainbow Mardi Gras tonight. I wanted to try the Kings Cake and see the little ones having fun. As I was eating the pastry, (a sort of sugar frosted sweet roll) I chatted with a boy who told me "this" was good as he pointed to the punch bowl.

I innocently asked, "Oh so you like punch!" Thinking I was helping the tyke with his vocabulary.

He eyed me suspiciously and clarified "I like the punch you drink. Not a punch in the face."

His vocabulary skills are just fine. I may need to work on mine.

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